Let's tell some stories

Discussion in 'Don't Taze Me Bro!' started by Captain Meliodas, Jul 10, 2018.

  1. Captain Meliodas
    Dr Pepper Addict

    Captain Meliodas Well-Known Member Staff Member JailBreak Mod

    I don't know why I wanna do this, but I'm bored and off work so why not

    Here's a story about meliodas being oblivious about hints, or more like blatant confessions



    So I was just in the back of my math class chilling the fuck out, with this chick I had a crush on sitting in the seat next to me, she had asked the teacher to move her seat back there because "She was too cold in the front of the room" or something like that

    Well the teacher just said yeah move to the back I don't care, and there are about 9 empty seats in the back

    She moved to the one directly to my right, and all of her friends were smiling And looking and everything. She sat all her stuff down ontop of her desk, kind of blocking the view of where the teacher was, so she could only see like our faces

    She looks at me and says, "it must be lonely back here *nervous laughter* to which i responded, yeah I guess it is, but it's comfortable and since nobody's back here I can set my shit up

    (By set my shit up I mean just a soda, and a school laptop, which I have plenty of room for on one desk)



    Well she looks at me and says, "I thought it would be nice to have some company, in which is responded "actually it just distracts me from the paper I'm working on, I need to finish this shit"

    In response to my obviously rude comment she said "well maybe people just don't want to sit back here because I moved, and they don't want to get in the way, I don't know, they just don't like you the way I like you,"



    This is where I responded

    "Nah Its just because it's colder back here and farther away from the board" then I put on my headphones and continued on the paper



    This was like 3 months ago, and I just realized that was after all this time because I am an intelligent individual






    So to make me feel better about my stupidity (I'm actually fine don't be sappy and say it's all ok, I'm chill right now) tell me any stories you have about times you should have payed more attention, or taken hints
     
  2. RedTF2
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    RedTF2 Well-Known Member Staff Member JailBreak Admin

    God created the first man Adam and then created the first woman, Eve. God put Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden to care and nuture the land. He told Adam and Eve that they could eat from any fruit from the trees except for the tree of good and evil. God warned them that if they ate from the tree they would die.



    One day Satan came disguised as a snake and spoke to Eve, convincing her to eat the fruit from the tree of good and evil. Eve told the serpent that God said they should not eat it and they would die if they did, but Satan tempted Eve to eat saying that she would become like God if she did. Eve believed the lie and took a bite of the fruit. She then gave some to Adam for him to eat. Adam and Eve, now knowing that they had sinned, immediately felt ashamed and tried to hide from God.
     
  3. Captain Meliodas
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    Captain Meliodas Well-Known Member Staff Member JailBreak Mod

    Cool story


    Didn't know you were into sci-fi *I hate myself*
     
  4. daily
    Amused

    daily Well-Known Member JailBreak Mod

    I have a similar story, cap.

    I sat next to this girl in german about 3 years ago, like a week after school got out, I realized she threw mad hints at me.

    Simple stuff from touching me on the shoulder, my hands, she even grabbed my leg once (pretty close to my daily parts). She once told me that I was the reason she showed up to german class.

    She gave me her spam account on instagram to follow. (At my school that means people fuck with you if you are given their spam account).

    She came to school all dressed up the day before homecoming, of course, I noticed and I asked "what's the occasion" she gave me an answer and didn't talk to me for the rest of the period.

    The day after school got out I was lying bed that night and it just hit me. This girl wanted me. (i know someone found me attractive unbelievable)

    I'm pretty sure she tried to hug me on the last day, but i kinda feel bad that I never got to explain my situation to her. I guess some things are best left forgotten.
     
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  5. Doctor1459
    Wishful

    Doctor1459 Member

    Can I post my un-finish pornographic fan fiction that I made 5 months ago?
     
  6. Captain Meliodas
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    Captain Meliodas Well-Known Member Staff Member JailBreak Mod

    No

    No you may not
     
  7. Mellow Yellow
    Balanced

    Mellow Yellow Can't Stop

    What in the world?
     
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