Falcon And Starlight: A Love Story Short Lived.

Discussion in 'Don't Taze Me Bro!' started by DJ Prodigy, Jan 22, 2018.

  1. DJ Prodigy
    Mellow

    DJ Prodigy Well-Known Member JailBreak Mod

    One day, falcon wasa being warden in jail. Then before he knew it he saw the love of his life, Starlight.
    Ever since then they dated and then one day. I mean the same day.
    Starlight spilt his barbaque sauce all over his man titties. Falcon saw this and heard starlight say a no no word then got his dad redtf2 who slapped starlight for 4 days straight.
    Never to fuck again.


    The end


    (this is a joke story not trying to cause shit I was bored)
     
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  2. Optimist
    Depressed

    Optimist Well-Known Member

    Jokes are supposed to be funny.
     
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  3. Captain Meliodas
    Dr Pepper Addict

    Captain Meliodas Well-Known Member Staff Member JailBreak Mod

    I can concur this wasn't funny

    If you want a really really spicy fanfiction I got you guys covered, I just saw a rule34 image of obama fucking a ballot box, while this part does not pertain to anything else, I feel it is important to know
     
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  4. Falcon
    Wishful

    Falcon The Mightiest Bird

    Good thing he put the barbecue sauce on his tits and not bi- er. I mean. No one else's tits...
     
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  5. Starlight
    Inspired

    Starlight Well-Known Member

    Okay I am not gay for any guy whatsoever. So get that idea out of your heads and your heads out of the gutters.
     
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